remember when “Just Dance” came out and we all thought Lady Gaga was relatively normal and then like “Pokerface” came out and then “Alejandro” and every song got progressively weirder and then she wore a meat dress and we all realized what we had gotten ourselves into by giving her attention
I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH
WITH MY OWn mouth
softly
because i like you
*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk
it’s like a different race or something
I thought we were supposed to have grown up in university.
CHALLENGE EXCEPTED!
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i always feel really uncomfortable when two heavily tattooed people have a baby and the baby comes out blank idk i just expect some tattoos
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Two scientists walk into a bar.....
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first says “I’ll have some H2O.”
The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.”
Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.
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